Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

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greeleys:

katherinearandez:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

abhortion:

atheistrose:

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

it was so awkward when i was walking home because i walked past the abortion clinic and like…. my mum missed her chance so…. yea.

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evil-sherlock-holmes:

textsfromxavieracademy:

girlwithgoldeyes:

GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS

PLOT TWIST:

THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”

PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY

HALP

this is my most reblogged text post

why

hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and doing a double take at that

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parrillas:

multipack:

*jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles*

“WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”

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framethepieces:

AKA HOW CELEBRITIES SHOULD ACT

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flomation:

Part 2/?

Part 1: x

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angelwingsandplaid:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

I cannot even….

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